Question: jose do you like jokes

Jose Angel Martinez-Gonzalez answered on 7 Mar 2019: last edited 7 Mar 2019 6:02 pm

Yes, I like jokes. What do you think of these?

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Question: What is the strongest creature in the world?
Answer: The snail. It carries its whole house on its back.

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Question: Why did the cow cross the road?
Answer: It wanted to go to the mooovies.

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A guy comes to his doctor:
“Doctor, please, every time I say ‘Abra Kadabra,’ people disappear.””Doctor? Doctor?!”

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